Month: December 2011

  • 2011: The year between 2010 and 2012

    The year of 2011 is coming to a close. It was a year I sat on the couch a little less than the last. It was a year without my beloved Honda Accord, and the first entire year spent with my new bride Lisa. In 2011 I didn’t hit a single drumbeat, but I did…

  • Marriage part IV: The aftermath

    Marriage lesson #1: Do not schedule your wedding photos for the day after Thanksgiving. Unless you want your double chin to dominate the proofs. Before we got married, I lost six pounds. Since I got married, I gained seven. In my defense, we did get married two days before Thanksgiving. Marriage lesson #2: Do not…

  • Marriage part III: The big day

    It seems that everyone has an opinion about weddings. It is a touchy subject. Kind of like animal cruelty. People can become very passionate, have heated discussions and even burn friendships. Though to me, these are innocuous subjects. You could say that weddings are similar to animal cruelty. I’m not saying I support animal cruelty. In…

  • Marriage part II: Bachelor Party

    There was one rule for my bachelor party: No cameras allowed. Thus there are no pictures to share. Though I will provide this literary snapshot. Four of us went to Atlantic City. The other three members we shall call A, D and C. The moment in time I am describing occurred around 1 a.m. and…